I'm pretty sure I had a freaky Twilight dream.. but thas what drinking an energy drink and falling asleep does.

AQUARIUM TODAY. I know you're jealous. Too effin back i'm crampy as hell, thank you being woman.

I'm watching sis go pitter pat, said I could do that... I could do that- A Chorus Line

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BREAKING DAWN SPOILER. so eff off if you haven’t read the books like a real twilight fan would..(or if your not quite there yet)

Since you’re obviously not following me on twitter (http://twitter.com/samanthaxjean) you didn’t get to see/hear my Kristin Stewart rant. And no, I don’t care if I spelt her name wrong, I’m not wasting my time looking it up, instead I shall vent/complain. Fist of all she’s a pot head who got fired, but really who could replace her in the movie? No one, so of course they took her back. It’s like replacing Chelsea Hander from the Chelsea Latley show (yeah yeah, I’m reading her book lame reference I know). DOES NOT WORK.

So the Twilight movie is growing on me actually.. maybe its because I re-read the book and saw: .. it was pretty close.. missed shit loads of stuff…kinda doesn’t make sense on its own..and that I want Alice Cullen to be my best friend..she can hide Jasper.. He’s not trained yet. Soo.. the book is a bizillion times better than the book..and I have no clue why Stephenie Meyer let them make a movie..but whatever. Edward Cullen is only a cutie here:

He has a good heart..the character, but the makeup artist needed some help.

And Tyler Lautner… how old is he? four? he looks four? okay okay.. 12. Like how is he a “hottie” in this New Moon? I don’t understand, besides his fake beautiful smile.. I’m not a fan.

ANWYAYS this is my fuckyoubella…FUCK YOU BELLA SWAN-(CULLEN)
[as in book AND movie]

YES they get married. Sorry kiddies who think the movies are good enough. Shoulda read that bold print up there.

She is a selfish whiny beeooottcchh.

Shit man, I FRIGGIN LOVE THE BOOKS. I love the storry.. for the most part. But this girl.. Dayum. That’s all. DAYUM. (in the bad way)

Oh i feel so much better. Thank you for wasting your time with me :]

[samanthaxjean]

Are you there hot shower? It's me, Samantha.

Being hungry and a little cranky might be better than working out right? lol. Today i worked out with my boyfriend. Strange, I know. We have an elyptical (who cares how its spelled, i don’t ) that is never used so today, we used it. I don’t run, or anything of the sort. I just want to take a shower. But nooo. I have to wait for him to finish running and stretch with him. oh joyous. And yes i’m so unflexable i’m stretching as i’m writing this.

On a happier note I’m reading Chelsea’s Hander’s Book, “Are you there vodka? It’s me, Chelsea.” Funniest shit ever. Ilybitch.

It's just a little thing,

crush.

Why yes I made a Mandy Moore reference, your problem is?

I’ve had a crush on you for years. Ha, I’ll never act on it, and I don’t know what the heck I’d say if you did. I feel like a crazy fan girl. But i do love your music, more than you could ever know. A song has never made me cry before before I listened to one of yours… besides the “this was mine and my ex’s song it makes me sad waaahh” lol. Or shit like that, where a song reminds me of something. I was at a show, trying not to bawl.. in public Dave! ya got me in public! (Dave Smallen, duh, in case you don’t know me well enough to know. lol. but, ssshh its a secret :P )

[samanthaxjean]