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So new year. Wooho?!
My mom keeps saying this year will be great, I hope so. I dont have too much to complain about from last year. I hope the people that are cutting me out of their life.. well don't. ANYWAYS cant think, I'll just be sad.
I have so much random things to say.

Table of Contents
1) Chelsea Handler vs Kathy Griffin
2) ShamWow!
3) New Moon
4) Books/Reading
5)What I'm Watching on TV

1) Chelsea Handler vs Kathy Griffin

So, I finished Chelsea Handler's book (I looked up at the tv and totally saw Monroe titties, distracted and confused, and I totally felt the need to share it with you.). It was a pretty good book, but after starting Kathy Griffins..OHMYGOD. Not as good. Lol, Don't get me wrong, Chelsae's book was worth the read but Kathy's so so amazing. Its more of her story her life, and not just short personal essays. Kathy's goes in more of a chronological order.. so far... I'm only half way done.


2) ShamWow!

That guy is SUCH A CREEPY PERV. The commercial freaks me out. He's also the chap slap guy.. "we'll make America thin, one slap at a time" ok. fall off a cliff. He's OLD too, he looks like a young perv, but no he's like.. older than you'd think. He just wants to be Billy Mays. Stop trying to yell at me. Kthanks. He kinda freaks me out when his commercial comes on TV late at night. NIGHTMARES. "stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life" "you're gunna love my nuts"


3) New Moon

So, magically I watched a copy of it. Poor quality and such, and I'm still totally going to see it in the theatre, but...wow. I can't even express myself on how much I dislike Kristin Stewart, and I can't express myself on how cute I realized Robert Patterson is. I saw a commercial of a movie he was in, which wasn't twilight, and It looked interesting. Poor man will never be anything besides a sparkly vampire though. A friggin hot sparkly vampire. ANYWAYS. I hate that I think the movie was good, cause it SO wasn't.. I need to re-read New Moon now, I re-read Twilight thinking I would re-read the whole series, but then Ms. Handler got in my way. (refer to 1). I hate myself for loving the goddamned movies so much. They're HORRIBLE. I KNOW. geez. okayokay. haha. Um. (FUCKING SLAP CHOP COMMERCIAL! yeah I'm watching tv while writing this) I think I like them so much because of Emmet and Alice, I wish they were my siblings, I don't care if they're vampires. Alice seems like THE SWEETEST person in the whole entire world. --Why Yes, I know she's a fictional character :'[ haha-- Emmet would be the perfect brother, because my brother is..special and not the type I can rough around with..Emmet would be perfect for that. Okay. Enough of the pretty vampires.


4) Books/Reading

I FRIGGIN NEED BOOK SUGGESTIONS. Why yes, I have crazy amount of books I haven't read..but if i'm not in the mood to read them.. I wont. I really sorta like..well books like twilight and Confessions of a Shopaholic. I also really like mystery books..or whatever. I think I'd be down to read anything. I'm not a huge sifi fan though. Suggest away porfavor!


5) What I'm Watching on TV

Something to do with sex, the history of sex or something. It's on the History channel, so its educational. Hahaha. Maybe thats why they showed Marlyn boobies. I can NOT find anything on TV...what the frik!? They're talking about cyber sex.. hahaha. "cigars and oral sex are everyday conversations around the water coolers" oh you. ugh now it's something about pot.. gooo awayy

Time to find something else to do, I can't think of much else to say.

[samanthaxjean]