Wednesday, December 30, 2009

copied and pasted from my tumblr http://samanthaxjean.tumblr.com/

BREAKING DAWN SPOILER. so eff off if you haven’t read the books like a real twilight fan would..(or if your not quite there yet)

Since you’re obviously not following me on twitter (http://twitter.com/samanthaxjean) you didn’t get to see/hear my Kristin Stewart rant. And no, I don’t care if I spelt her name wrong, I’m not wasting my time looking it up, instead I shall vent/complain. Fist of all she’s a pot head who got fired, but really who could replace her in the movie? No one, so of course they took her back. It’s like replacing Chelsea Hander from the Chelsea Latley show (yeah yeah, I’m reading her book lame reference I know). DOES NOT WORK.

So the Twilight movie is growing on me actually.. maybe its because I re-read the book and saw: .. it was pretty close.. missed shit loads of stuff…kinda doesn’t make sense on its own..and that I want Alice Cullen to be my best friend..she can hide Jasper.. He’s not trained yet. Soo.. the book is a bizillion times better than the book..and I have no clue why Stephenie Meyer let them make a movie..but whatever. Edward Cullen is only a cutie here:

He has a good heart..the character, but the makeup artist needed some help.

And Tyler Lautner… how old is he? four? he looks four? okay okay.. 12. Like how is he a “hottie” in this New Moon? I don’t understand, besides his fake beautiful smile.. I’m not a fan.

ANWYAYS this is my fuckyoubella…FUCK YOU BELLA SWAN-(CULLEN)
[as in book AND movie]

YES they get married. Sorry kiddies who think the movies are good enough. Shoulda read that bold print up there.

She is a selfish whiny beeooottcchh.

Shit man, I FRIGGIN LOVE THE BOOKS. I love the storry.. for the most part. But this girl.. Dayum. That’s all. DAYUM. (in the bad way)

Oh i feel so much better. Thank you for wasting your time with me :]

[samanthaxjean]

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